Scene: Wednesday afternoon at home. Topher is putting together a crib. In walks Phoebe, a curly-haired almost five year-old. She has ratted her hair to gigantic proportions. There is a sparkly hair accessory carefully placed on the side.
Phoebe: Hey dad, do you like my hair?
Topher: WOW. Yeah. . . it's. . . really big.
Phoebe: Does it remind you of someone?
Topher: Um, should it. . . ?
Phoebe: You know, someone we know? Someone who's REALLY PRETTY?
Topher: Uh. . .I don't know?
Phoebe: SOMEONE REALLY PRETTY. . .
Topher: I give up. Who are you trying to look like?
Phoebe: CHARO! You know, from Pee-Wee's Christmas Special. She's so pretty.
Topher: Wow. Yeah, your hair looks just like hers.